Note the price starts at $125 AM (that's for ONE person) (tax on top too), room service extra, and no waterfront. Also just a hotplate and a bar fridge, I guess that's the tradeoff for having a "flushable" toilet in the room (full kitchen here).
I'm sure the parking lot is a lovely place to have a campfire. Also notice how close these are to each other. Unlimited S'mores makes it all ok, what a bonus!
Oh, and they claim to be the first! We all know better though.